Happy Friday. At long last.
Yesterday I somehow managed to get into making robot based jokes with my friend Rob. I thought I’d share these.
Q: Why was the robot worried about kissing his girlbot?
A: Because he’d been eating dalek.
Q: When she got all in his face about it what did he decided to do?
Q: Where did this robot go straight afterwards?
A: Out on the pulley
Q: What’s a robots favourite type of exercise?
A: Cicuitboard training
Q: What symptoms do robots with tourettes suffer from?
A: Robot TICs
Q: Why did everyone love robo dog so much?
A: Because he was always wagging his digitail
Q: Why did the girlbot dump her botfriend?
A: He couldn’t get hardware
Q: Why are robots so good at robot dancing?
A: They have natural algorithm
Anyone got any additions?